My Interview

Okay, so I'm broke and am looking for work. What do I do? Hit the paper.

After I put Dettol on my paper cuts, I found a walk-in job app. You know the ones. Apply at this address between this and that time on this date. Required : A bunch of stuff.

So it's a reception job, 2 days a week flexible (magical words there, folks!) at a real estate agency.

I think, "Heck! I can answer phones and do word processing and stuff,".

So I went for the job. I was the only guy. The only person below 30, and the only person wearing clothes that didn't look as though they'd pulled them from a vinnies bin five minutes previously.

I probably won't get it though. They'll probably give it to a blonde with big tits.

Says it all...

"How do you tell when you're in love?"

Most of you will never experience love, but instead will marry out of a deep seated fear of dying alone.

Hook Up

The bad news is that for anything that doesn't involve you sitting right there in front of the speakers, powered computer speakers generally suck. If you have room for a home theater receiver, or have the inclination to integrate your computer into your home entertainment system, you can really benefit by the added power that a receiver and conventional speakers can give you. If you live in a dorm room, I think that this is important news for you. When you and your friends get their freak on in there, scientific studies have shown there is an inversely proportionate relationship between the amount of bass from your music and the amount of clothing that girls will keep on their bodies.

From the new issue of Hook Up

88% Pure Shoujo

Well, let's see....

I took a bunch of tests on TheSpark and found out I am 88% pure (which is what I get for lying, pirating software and going into a pub. I alos found out that I am 93% dateable and 83% in love. Obviously if you've been reading this blog you know with whom. If not, then scroll back a few pages, you arse.

NOTE!! Don't drink three fingers of JD on the rocks before making blog entry. Lots of backspacing required!!!
What else?

Nothing much. I have a job thingy I'm applying for tommorrow, so pray that it goes well. It's at four PM Brisbane time, so we'll see how it goes. Hmmmm...

I feel good.

ADDENDUM : #bas@austnet.org IRC

Kyo_Clan_Clan: Shoujo your scary
Otaku: VERY
Kyo_Clan_Clan: no wait.... I don't think there is a word to desribe you
Muskau: remember shoujo was described as a maniac of that test lol
Otaku: Yeah, but a PURE maniac
Shoujo: ^_^

Filthy University Students

I have been trawling my stats for this blog (as I am wont to do when I am bored) and have discovered some disturbing things.

Curtin.edu.au searching for Nikki Webster Bikini Photos

One word. Loser.

Not only is she the most annoying nasally singing manufactured pop-porn-queen since before Britney was a nasty thought in her father's brain-sicles, but she's still jailbait, so therefore some uni git is looking up kiddyporn on the network!!! Ewww!!!! Not only that, but universities in Australia haven't gone back yet, so this could be a staff member!!!

I CAN'T GET A GOVERNMENT SUBISDISED BUS FARE INTO THE CITY TO GO TO UNIVERSITY, BUT THIS FILTHY BASTARD IS LOOKING UP CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON GOVERNMENT SUBSIDISED COMPUTERS!!!!!

Oh that makes me mad.

lv-dorms.nevada.edu searching for lemon fanfic lesbian

This is a search from the Las Vegas campus dorms of Nevada University. Not only are they looking up dirty anime fanfiction, but just as an afterthought they've decided to narrow down the search a little and search for LESBIAN stories. You know, we might not get a satisfactory his just searching for lemon fanfic, oh no. We have to add LESBIAN in order to narrow down the search field.

Good one. What did you get for a result?

This page!!! Bwaaahahahahahahhahahahaaahhahahaa!!!! That's what you get for being a freaking pottymind!!!!!!

Dirty little students.

Harry Potter Stuff

Here ye go. a set report from an Australian girl visiting the UK, who stumbled across the PoA set. Yay. And Stuff.

Hyper-Colored-Sickeningly Pink Memories

Maybe I should go back and read more of my own archives. I just found this nice post in my little Haloscan commenties thing.

My Lordee everyone seems pretty negative. To put a little positive thinking into all this SHoujo, you seem like a great guy, something that i think a lot of guys find hard to be judging from some of the comments. My opinion, stop looking for a relationship. Perversity will always win out. When you look for a relationship with someone you won't find it. When you are happy being by yourself you will get into a great relationship. Not that this has really worked with me of course. It's just as hard for us girls you know!!! If girls seem to like talking to you maby it's time they returned the favour by listening to you and maby you could ask them to set you up on a date with someone they know? Cheezey yes but maby worth a try. be happy it'll all work out eventually.
don't forget to smile
Cait | Email | 11.26.02 - 5:10 am | #

Well that was a nice piece of advice. Any of my female friends have a girlfriend that they want to have emotionally crippled for life by setting them up with me?

Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day

And I hope everybody else that feels like a shattered, loveless, burnt out husk of a person, that you will wallow in your bitter lovelessness, with the consolation that while you may be bitter, at least you aren't fooling yourself by being in some relationship that is serving the purpose of an emotional crutch to the ego.

Schizo

cruskit says:

myrtle!!!

Moaning Myrtle (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

yeah?

Moaning Myrtle (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

so?

cruskit says:

i love myrtle!

Moaning Myrtle (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

you're just like everyone else......

Moaning Myrtle (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

"Let's go play with Bill's feelings... it doesn't matter if we hurt HIS feelings" AS LONG AS IT'S NOT US!!!!

cruskit says:

wha....?

cruskit says

GOLLUM!

Gollum (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

They tricksed us, they did...

cruskit says:

hahahah

Gollum (shoujo.blogspot.com) says

filthy little peoples...nasssssty girlssses....

Gollum (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

played us for foolsesss

Smeagol (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

But girlses is our friends!

cruskit says:

well done.

Gollum (shoujo.blogspot.com) says

Nobody likes yooooooo

Smeagol (shoujo.blogspot.com) says:

Not listening!

Comics

And now I'm identifying with a comic. Particularly with Malcom in this page from Demonology 101. Nice recommendation by Piro, even if it means he'll use it as an excuse to delay MT yet again.

Still waiting for MT Graphic Novel 1, although Tigris has placated me with a beaut Card Captor Sakura wall scroll she brought me back from her travels. She said it was a bit of emotional salve for all that stuff with *MysteryGirl*. I'm thinking that if any girl saw my study, with a huge CCS wall scroll, kissing Simba & Nala plushtoys on my computer desk hutch, the three Powerpuff girls hanging above my computer and the huge pile of CD crap and computer & sound geekery, I'd need more than salve to make up for that impression!

Music

It's not often that I identify with a song. The last one that I can recall is "Freak" by Silverchair, and that was oh so long ago (1996?). Well a new song that has me nodding along to the lyrical content is "Lovesong" by Amiel (the vocalist who sang on Josh Abrahams junglist anthem "Addicted to Bass"). It's been playing on a TripleJ recently and the chorus goes :

Thanks, you've been fuel for thought now I'm worse off than I was before but that's okay I just went and made another fucking lovesong

Yes, I have been drinking.

I Have Been Emotionally Gutted

I sent this message to *MysteryGirl* at 1.53am. I don't expect a reply. I feel like I'm going to puke and as though I've been kicked in the balls by Ian Thorpe wearing steel toe-caps.

I realize this may come across as a bit strange and weird, but I figured that now is as good a time as any to tell you this. I'm sorry if it makes you a bit uncomfortable, but trust me - I've experienced more trouble over this than you can possibly imagine.

I've had feelings for you for over 6 months, but I couldn't tell you. I'm a complete wuss and every time I came close to telling you how I felt, something happened which made the time seem inappropriate and I just held back again and again. I fell for the beautiful girl with the beautiful green eyes and the wonderful personality which ran the gamut of attitudes from absolute insanity to absolute sincerity in everything she does.

I had made up my mind that was going to tell you how I felt on SMADD but I didn't want it to be seen as some sort of 'SMADD Thing', plus when I thought about it, SMADD wasn't really the time. I was getting up the guts to tell you after SMADD, but then you got together with ******.

I'm not telling you this to weird you out or anything like that. I'm telling you because I need you to know how I feel about you, and so that you understand if I'm acting a little weird at the moment. I dwelt a little too much on the possibility of you and me (which is my own fault) and it's something that I have to deal with.

If I only know you as a friend and nothing more, then I'm satisfied just to have that. Please don't take this in any other way than as an explanation of my feelings, and of why I may be a little weird (or more-so than usual) while I deal with my feelings.

Bill