What I've been doing Wrong

Obviously, this is what girls want.

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Nothing To Do But Blog

I got nothing else to do but blog. Gee whizz, how bored am I.

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Americans!!

Heh. I just arrived in the city and was on my way across the Victoria Bridge to uni when I saw something so hilarious that I had to share it with you, dear reader. That's right. You are my reason for living. I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.

Reet. Anywho, i was crossing Adelaide Street and I saw two guys on the corner wearing nothing but boxer shorts and ugh boots (ugly sheepskin slippers that come halfway up the shin, non-Aussies) and handcuffs.

The had some writing on their stomachs, but I couldn't quite see it, then they turned around and some more writing on their backs. I could see that. A publicity stunt for American Wedding. I'm sure the idea worked well in the US but I'm not sure that the concept transferred well to Australia.

Not because our bucks nights aren't like that. Au Contraire (pardon my French - it's crap, I know), I have a friend who ended up in Gaffa Tape underwear at his. No, I take issue with the timing dear human-spooge-being.

It's still winter here!!! I'm not sure it would be worth the pitiful award rates these guys would be sure to be earning to parade around in coldness temperatures, but hey. It takes all kinds.

Sickness

I feel sooooo ill right now. Everybody's been sick lately and now it's my turn. Today I'm not doing uni because I feel so sick.

I went to my friend Rachel's 24th on Saturday night. There was this DVD with 80s film clips on it. Incredibly wrong. Oh soooo sickening.

I kill me now with sticks. The pain!!!! I'm going to have a sleep now.