Soooooooooooo Boooooooring

Picture : Business graduates starting jobs at the biggest Accounting firm in the world are taken for a few days to a remote resort where they are told about the company, what is expected of them and to allay any fears they may have about beginning a career in the most boring of all branches of mathematics.

Picture #2 : Bill, bored out of his brain with no net access (apart from this uber-pricey WiFi prepaid crap), no good TV and no time to do much at all.

We hacked the inhouse movie box in our room (am sharing with a workmate who is working the resort with me for this function) and could only unlock the adult channels. He's happily married, and I'm pure of mind and of heart and to tell you the truth I really couldn't care less about ugly people rooting on TV, so we reset the telebox.

That took about 5 minutes of time and it was the most exciting time I've had here.

The only thing making the boredom worthwhile is the knowledge that I'm getting a phat payoff next payday.

And now I have to go video more zaniness.